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Illusions - Royal Meridien Hotel

Just returned from AD during IDEX week. After checking out a few of the spots mentioned here I ended up at Illusions on the 4th floor of the Royal Meridien Hotel. When you walk in, go through routine security (just a metal detector), make a right and take the elevator to the 4th floor. Action starts around 11 pm.

Being a fan of young cute CIS girls I found heaven. During the week I went back 4 times and on each nite found exactly what I wanted, thin very cute 19 yo. honeys! Average price was 600 dhs for the night but they was well worth every penny. One of the girls has been in country for 4 months and came to AD with her friend. Both were virgins and were promptly sold for 7000 dhs to get their cherry popped. What from she said there is a special market for virgins with a few local guys who have a standing agreement with the various "bosses" to supply them girls for their first time. Naturally my girl said she was scared out of her mind as these locals have a reputation for not the most tender when it comes to breaking the girls in. She claimed that she was taken to a flat to meet her date, told to undress, got slapped around some before being screwed for the first time. She was very matter of fact as she told the story - "price to pay" is how she put it. She got to keep 1/2 the money. Her friend was not so lucky since apparently she did not bleed after the act so her date did not believe she was a first timer.

All the money needed to be refunded so her first time was for free. One down side is the girls I had gave very short bj but would screw as often as I wanted. All stayed to about 7 am the next day. Interesting, all also asked more cash right there at the bar. The first was so cute that I agreed. It appears that they hand off the boss's cut before leaving.

One warning - make sure you guys have condoms (they called it plastic) because they only carry one in their bra (in case they are stopped by LE).

None I talked to were big fans of Arab guys who they said were very rough. Most prefer Europeans or Americans.

One thing about the CIS girls in AD (during my trip anyway) was that they did not have the bad attitude as I have experienced in say, Moscow or Beijing. Even during sex there was a lot of ass grabbing, moaning, etc as opposed to just laying on their backs waiting for it to get done. A refreshing change.

Also checked out Gauloises but the girls did not compared to Illusions.

I stayed at the Crown Plaza which I can confirm is very GF.

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I stayed at the Millenium hotel. Very GF. Strolled around the corner to AP. This was around 7.30 pm. Full of PRCs. None very good looking and young. As I entered, one young petite thing in green went out hanging on to an old gentleman's arm. I took the high stool in the left corner, as it gave a vantage view of the universe. Good quantity but poor quality. Had couple of drinks. By myself. Couple of them parked themselves near me. I ignored them. Finally I liked a PYT, nubile that walked in. I gave her my eye and showed my interest. But she ignored me! She made it a point to talk to a couple of elder females near me. Ismiled at her. Gawked at her, and as she passed me by I said hello, too. But to no avail. So I thought she wasnt interested. AP has non WGs or do they have their choices as well? I am bulkish, bald and brown skinned. So may be she has this thing about it.

Anyway, I tucked my tails between my les and waited patently. Around 9 the choice got better and lot more butterflies came drifting by. I really liked a small one ina cute package. Bulging boos. Narrow hips and no more than 4 and a half feet. Exactly what the doc ordered. But she was in fishnets and extremely provocatively dressed. It was 9 30 by then. I knew the hotel lobby would be desserted , where i was staying and since shops would have closed, I could not have got her a jacket or a coat to make her more presentable. I was hung on the horns of a dillemma. Caution won and I gave up and decided to wait. She was way too hot and was happily chatting and flirting with her friends. Then my hot blood rushed out to the other end of my body and I lost control. I looked at her smiled and she chirpily came an brushed her real sexy perky big boobs on the side of my arms as she said hello to me. We got talking. She didnt know english. And the only word I know in chinese is 'sofoo' meaning so good! I was asking her if she has a way to cover herself and she could not understand. I gave up after sometime and waited for someone like her to turn up but who was a lot more conservatively dressed.

Around 10 another girl came fitting all my bil, except she was much flatter on the higher lobby than my young PT! But my blood was baying at me go and I went. Locked her arm into mine and off we went to Millenium Hotel. As we exited, some Russians and africans came by and I noted that I will wait next for them to show up. I am really keen on the blacks. I go to China often and can get the real deal anytime. But getting Ethiopians remains a dream for me! I wasnt sure, if it was ok to say sorry to my girl and go and hook another. I am too much of a gentleman to do that. But out of curiosity, ahs anybody actually done that?

Anyway, here I was with my choice made for the evening.She was Fan Fan, chinese 20, great GFE. 5' 6, 34 b, pleasent and innocent face, flat washboard abs, long slim legs, very round and sensitive deriere and very velvety and translucent skin. ROund and pink lips and long and puckered pink nips. longish hair which flowed silkenly across my stomach when she was licking my lil bro. Her pussy was sogging wet after my licking and amusement and she came nicely several times. Almost like a ***** in heat, she wont let me disengage my tongue! We did everything. not very skilled in the BBBJ, but tried valiantly. Great fuck. HAd a suction pump working down there, that really sucked blood into my tube, filling her very nicely. NEver had sucha wonderful shaft long grip. greater response, She squirted, came violently and that was a massive ego gush for me. she slept and hugged and then i wanted her to go as I had an early morning do. It was 300 for her and as I was so into her, I gave her another 100. SHe thought it was a mistake. so she returned the extra 100. I insisted and gave her as a special gift. She was mighty happy.

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An American colleague dropped in on me the other week on his whirlwind MiddleEast tour. Inexplicably, he assumed that I would know where he could find some ‘pussy’. I hadn’t appreciated just how transparent I must seem.

Anyway regardless of how he knew I was the right man to help him, I agreed to take him on the town: First stop, 49ers – can’t go wrong there on a Thursday night. Except I had forgotten it was IDEX week – the place was packed to the gunnels with corporate tourists and chaps outnumbered girls at least 2: 1 it seemed to me. It was as much as we could do to get a couple of beers and after inhaling from the ambient atmosphere the equivalent of 2 packs of Marlboro, we split to check out another joint. I sensed that my chum preferred Asians so I reasoned that Ally Pally may be an interesting experience for him and off we went.

Four middle-aged brits with red faces, beer guts, crotch-pinching jeans and hanging out checked shirts were swaggering out as we arrived. They were clearly beyond the stage of womanising and their gratification had obviously been derived from massive volumes of beer. I glanced over at my chum: very Ralph Lauren. I Rushed to the loo and tucked my checked shirt into my jeans – it looked quite stupid so pulled it out again. Quickly distanced myself from my compatriots and hurried my chum into the bar – which was just closing. Bollocks!

Forgot that Ally Pally closes earlier than the clubs – so – Forgoing Blitz, I took him to Howard Johnson, which was surprisingly quite in WG terms. There, the most acceptable prospects for the night in my view, were a few of the Africans and absolutely none of the PRCs. Surprisingly my chum agreed with me and we ended-up flirting with a couple of very fit Tanzanians. Before then, I had been cavorting with a young sexy Ethiopian girl (being as this is where my real weakness lies). She had a tattoo on her arm with a blank name bar across the middle of it. I had a few ideas about what it should say and volunteered to be the tattooist. She laughed and chose that moment to announce that she wasn’t wearing any knickers... I was in love.

My chum looked a bit lost while nursing his beer so I made my excuses to knickerless and that’s when we hit upon the Tanzanians. It was getting really late and my chum had a meeting with some Americans later in the morning so, having collared his foxy looking prey, he hustled her back to his hotel. I stayed for a dance with mine and she hugged me and purred in my ear for what seemed like an hour.

We finally got a cab back to her place, which was old, very shabby and makeshift – but she did a good job of keeping it clean and making it work. I was actually too tired and drunk and was quite content to just keep kissing and pillow-talking until we snoozed.

The morning call to prayer was received like a rock shattering through the window. I had a headache and a hard-on, which she was stroking. Without further ado, she pulled out a thin temporary mattress (standard kit for WG’s with squeaky beds) and after a thorough 69, I slapped JT against her pussy and she reacted by asking whether I was trying to make her squirt. She went on to explain that a woman has 3 types of water and ejaculate was one of them. This amusement was not on the menu today but she promised to show me next time. How delightfully pervy! The ensuing long and hard tumble was all the more enjoyable with this in mind.

She was happy with the dhs500 I paid before leaving and my parting thought was that she was too lovely to be a pro: a very sweet girl.

A dishevelled figure wincing at the bright morning sun, I flagged down a Peshawari taxi driver who gave me a knowing smile as he took yet one more chunk of debris away from the ruins of another Thursday night.

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Licky for you WR I think the band in Rock Bottom last night was Friday. I stop 49ers on teh way home and man it was thin pickins but it was 3:00 in the am too! It was good seeing too. Next time we will get together early and I can lose my office mates, but they were buying me drinks so could not refuse that.

Gauloises Club

#1 I call it the Honey Comb Hideout cause I can't spell Gauloises

#2 Full of CIS with 1980'd hairdos. It kind of strange to see a nice looking girl with a hot body and just a nasty hairdo. Bleach blonde fried with bangs. LOL

#3 SOme of the hottest Africans in AUH are here too, but I stick to my PRC cause I got the yellow fever bad.

#4 75 aed with 2 drinks makes this quite the investment. and I have never been quoted less than 700 aed starting. Of course I was just window shopping anways.

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Fellow Mongers

Caught with Slickdy Slick at the weekend. Have met before but we never get around to going out for very long due to work commitments. This time again work got in the way (me with colleague from UK in tow0 but once he was back at the hotel I went and met SS.

No real mongering, just looking this time. Have had a good weekend with 2 Filipinas (no WG) that I met on the plane hence I now find Sharjah a nice place to go Actually is very nice given the welcome I had yesterday evening…was too shagged out to go and visit FF at the Seaview where I had earlier in the week planned to have a taste of one of the nice Filipinas FF had recommended.

So this is really more of a scouting report but as I have not done one in a while it will be useful I hope.

Ally Pally

I took my UK colleague here and what do I say about AP. Well he sort of said it all with the words “Bloody hell they are ugly” I thought there had been a crew change but if there has please bring back the other crew. The lot I saw (starting from 11.15pm) was not a pretty sight though the PRCs (95-98% my estimate) seem to find a few takers but the male/female ratio was very much in the monger’s favour.

I had not been there for a while, am not that great a PRC fan so why go methinks but we were given a free pass into the place (yellow ticket) while others had to pay. Maybe because I am a westerner?? Whatever the reason it still remains a place where the lights are too bright – should adopt a low light policy as makes it more cosy but also to hide some of the ladies (reminds of Jockeys in 2005/06 but with the lights up).

Had a couple of drinks there, looked around turned away a few PRCs and decided to head on to 49ers.

49ers

Still in tow and promising a good band (IMHO the 49ers band is the best in Abu Dhabi) we went there and it was packed (around 1am by this time). Mix again dominated by the PRC ladies but better looking, recognised some and the ones Piper and I took one night as well. They waved at me and said hi which made the eyebrows of my non mongering UK colleague raise a tad….

Africans also, more than normal IMHO, but they seem to have a few punters on their arms and were happy campers. Some regulars and enthusiastic amateurs (western expat ladies) but few CIS which did surprise me. Did not to Gauloises to test the CIS factor but maybe they are all there now?

Nice place, nice band but overcrowded. Dhms 50 per person on the door for 2 drinks so reasonable compared with some places. Had a beer, looked around and left UK guy tired and wanted to go to the hotel which was fine as SS had SMS me and he was at Rock Bottom (Capital Hotel).

Rock Bottom

Again heaving with people, all mixes and types some WGs, many non WGs and some enthusiastic amateurs. A nice Eurasian caught my eye, good figure and face etc (8/10) but first I had to find SS in the crowd which is bloody hard there. But I did find him (when you meet him you will realise how hard he is too miss, even in Rock Bottom). He was with some Filipinas from his office but was asking them to approach other Filipinas who we saw – there was a party of them with some young Arabs/locals near us a there was a cute one in that group. She came across but not WG just arrived looking for work, visit visa and the only work SS and I could think was ST or LT and we thought she may not like the suggestions we had.

Band IMHO is crap, too loud, not enough done on the acoustic side just belt it out and see if it works sort of band.

Had a couple of drinks before we decided to go for a final one elsewhere at Manila Bay (Emirates Plaza Hotel). Chosen as around the corner, parking is very bad at 2am in the morning anywhere in Abu Dhabi (well near Blitz, Gauloises etc) ands had not been there for a while so why not.

Manila Bay

A Filipino hang out, 98% (minimum) non P4P as these Filipinos who work in the capital go there to party. Band is OK mainly as the girls are sexy and don’t wear much. We sat back, enjoyed a beer and stood out like a sore thumb as we were 2 of the only 6 non Filipino there. But there was one or two nice ones, but too late to approach as they were with a crowd but we made eye contact – well I did – and made a note go back later in the week or Saturday.

So that’s it, no mongering (well I had to play with 2 Sharjah based Filipinas the next day and I need the energy). Good night out, good to see SS again and will catch up again soon. He has met Nikki and is keen to explore when he and she are both in the country at the same time.

Keep hard and horny

WR

PS no FR on the Sharjah ladies guys, not P4P but suffice to say, 2 Filipinas, very horny, bi sexual, and love westerners….I did my best to make the ISG mongers would be proud of me

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China girl (..... what else)

Had to go on short term to Abu Dhabi. My former contact did not work, so made a visit to AP. Certain girl are quite disastrous there. Anyway, as it goes, the more beers, the nicer the girls. Started to talk with Tsatsa, 30 years old, not a great face, but very friendly and active. Went to my hotel (Meridien) made a detour around security and we were in our room. We took a bath, soaped each other and then went to bed. First a classical massage, enriched with some erotic touches and then beautiful sex. Afterwards laying together in the bed, touching each other - very unhurried and very friendly. After 3 1/2 hours she left. Have booked her again for tomorrow night and she promissed to bring along the food for dinner - never happened before. Damage 500. Upon my question whether the other hotels are easy to get in, she replied that the Meridien is the most difficult, the others easy. Will change tomorrow to the Sheraton and she told me to send an SMS when I am ready.... By the way, her body is not bad but not fantastic neither. She has a hairy pussy - but nice and the boobs are rather on the smaller side, but very nice nipples. Assume she will not mind to give her mobile number to senior members but will ask her tomorrow.

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I had a three nights in Abu Dhabi, I have no real intention of pulling but I was curious about the situation here compared to Dubai. There are no gorey details but hopefuly there is some useful information on the AD scene.

Day 1

I ventured out of my Hotel around 9, mainly to get my bearings and find somewhere close by that had a bar. I realised that the Crowne Plazza was not that far away so I went there. On the way I spotted some PRC’s who I am 99% sure were streetwalkers on Hamdan street. I am not know to stop young women in their tracks, unless they happen to be WG’s looking for trade, they followed me discreetly (ish) for a while, and then gave up as I was not taking the bait. I had a quick beer in "Hero’s" in the Crowne Plaza, it appears 100% civilian. I did not spot any S/W on my return to my Hotel (Cassels). I had a look around to assess the apparent GF of the place. The prowling uniformed security guard gives me the impression it may not be.

Day 2

Having found the location of the Ally Pally and finding it was in walking distance I decided to have a look. I got there around 9:30 and walked in, I was asked to pay 30AED entrance (WTF) and as I was only intending to satisfy my curiosity I declined once I established no drink was included. I could see enough to determine the place was similar in most respects to TGIT in Dubai. There seem to be quite a few PRC, but I did not see any stunners.

I spotted Howard Johnson’s and recall hearing it mentioned in dispatches elsewhere. It seems I may have made the classic newbie mistake. I looked in "Barrels" and the place was dismal. Re-reading the forums it seems I should have been in the upstairs bar. Dont just RTFF - read it properly.

Next up Cheers in the Al Ain Palace. This turned out to be a "civilian" Filipino bar. There were quite a few PI couples. A group of raunchily dressed girls turned out to be band members. There was one very attractive Filipina sitting alone at the bar, waiting for a friend I guessed, a couple of guys approached her and all were politely sent on their way. As there was plenty of eye candy I stayed for a beer.

Walking home I passed a gaggle of PRC girls near Howard Johnson’s and heard a clatter of heels as one chased after me, she soon gave up when it was apparent I was not stopping. Later, in the Hamdan Street area I passed another group of PRC SWs. This was the heyday of Dubai's Mankool Road all over again, with girls aggressively marketing on the street. I did not shake off the most persistent for two blocks!

Day 3 - 49ers 8:45 to 11:30

A bit of web research indicated that in addition to being one of the main mongering venues 49ers, in the Al Dana hotel, served decent steaks. I arrived around 8:45, got a table and ordered a T bone, which did not disappoint.

Early on there were just 2 or 3 wg's, but by the time I finished dinner numbers had picked up, a by 11 there was a good selection. 70% PRC 25% CIS & 5% African. Marketing was laid back. I was approached by a few PRC over the course of the evening, one in particular was tempting, and there several I would have been happy to walk out with.

The band was very good as long as they were playing rock; some of the pop and R&B stuff however was a bit lack luster.

In conclusion it was like DXB's Billy Blues, with the addition of a decent band and a selection of girls on par with the Seaview. One of the UAE's best all round venues, I would say.

I also appeared the Al Dana Hotel would be very GF as the bar is on the top floor and it appears you could go straight to your room without going anywhere near reception. Maybe some one could confirm this.

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Fellow Mongers

If anyone from the Al Ain Palace Hotel reads ISG – you never know – please sort out All Pally as it will slowly die a death (a Chinese death!).

Met up with SlickdySlick last night for a beer or more (see later report) and first stop to be Ally Pally. Not because we wanted ugly Chinese or anything like that just as it was close to where we live, close to Illusions which was the next stop and we wanted to find out if the rumours SS had heard from colleagues were true. These included higher entry charges for everyone, uglier women etc.

And they were right! We could not check out the ladies (though peering through the glass they still looked ugly IMHO) because Ally Pally charges Dhms 50 per person entrance fee without a drink….bloody madness when you consider Illusions is Dhms 75 for 2 drinks, 49ers is Dhms 50 (2 drinks) and Gauloises is Dhms 50 (1 drink)…and the quality of women and choice is far superior!

So Ally Pally, if you are listening…sort this out, stop the charge or include 2 drinks as 10.30 last night it was empty when you compare with 49ers etc. The punters will not come unless they are die hard, the girls will drift to 49ers (a few I know already have) or somewhere else and you will lose business. Unless of course that is the rationale so it can be reopened as a family place free of WGs (possible strategy).

But…for now sort this mess out or be clear in your plans.

SS and I won’t be visiting again – we actually liked Tambayan next door!

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Was at Illusions a little early yesterday night. Very dull with no punters and no WG's. Around 10 a little activity started. A couple of Russians wandered in. I engaged them in conversation, more for something to do than any serious intent. Rates quoted were Dhs 600 for short time. I decided to let it pass.

As I came back to my seat and swilled my beer, two girls next to me opened up a conversation. I had ignored them till then because I wasn't in the mood for Chinese take out. But surprise-they were from Kazakhstan. Still much to learn.

One girl introduced herself as the translator and offered Mira to me. She said Mira was new and offered her for Dhs 300 ST. Normally, I am sceptical of these new to town stories, but Mira did look slightly confused. I agreed to take her but negotiated two SOG for the hour.

The main even was satisfactory. She made a good effort with the CBJ, a nice finish in missionary. But what struck me was her still innocent look and effort to please. We had tea together, chatted a bit. This really was her first night out since she had landed only 4 days back (she showed me her visa). She said I was her first client ever. Don't quite buy that seeing her pussy was a little loose. But quite likely her fist client in UAE.

Overall-7. Face 6, Body 7, Attitude 8. Boobs were a little loose. Damn those Push Up Bras. Has had a baby-a girl.

English skills are zero. Speaks Russian. I used my electronic translator to get some info out of her. Was in debt to the tune of $3,000/- for her visa and ticket. Had to pay that before she got anything for herself.

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Just to finish up on my last two days in Abu Dhabi, they were not as interesting as the first two (posts 950, 951). I gave some thought to visiting 49ers for one more go at trying to find my thief but after some introspection I decided just to let it go.

Day 3.

Not feeling like going to a venue, I reviewed the phone numbers I'd collected and found my choices to be Street Girl (897, 904) or Miss LN (905, 907). I gave the Street Girl a call and she answered her mobile quickly, in Chinese, but switched to English when she heard my voice (this tells me she doesn't have many guys calling her). She remembered me and was happy to come over just asking for some time to take a shower and change clothes.

In about 40 minutes she was at my door. I got an immediate hug and kiss and a lot of excited giggling chatter. We sat down and I offered her a drink, which she declined. The wine was gone, I just had whiskey. As I sipped on my drink she started rubbing my cock. Of course the response was swift and she gave me a doe-eyed look and unzipped my trousers. She laid down on the couch with her head in my lap and we continued conversation while she gave me a occasional lick or very light suck.

By now she was driving me crazy so it was off to bed. Undressed she looked just as good as I remembered. I spent a few minutes on DFK and got her going a bit with some DATY but then rolled on my back ready for her speciality. This girl really really really knows how to give a BBBJ. She actually seems to enjoy it. (Or perhaps she's thinking of money) Her AR and penetration technique is equally exquisite. After about 20 minutes of constant oral attention I came in her mouth and she swallowed and drained every drop. After she licked me clean she got a warm cloth and washed me. I was very relaxed to say the least.

I already had her 300 dirhams out and directed her to it. She got dressed, gave me one last kiss, extracted a promise that I'd call her again, and let herself out. If they gave medals for BBBJ she'd certainly get a gold. I slept like a baby.

Day 4.

I had a few drinks at the hotel and then a couple in my room before calling Miss LN. The phone rang but no answer. Drat! I'd had too much to drink to trust myself to go hunting so I had a few more and snoozed. She called me and woke me up at about 0130. In a whisper she said she was with somebody but she could come see me since she likes me so much. Checking my head, the clock, and my head again, I politely declined telling her I'd call her next time.

Thus ended my second trip to Abu Dhabi. Two excellent nights and two that I'd rather forget. Now if I can only create enough business to merit my return!

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